“Alright! But hear me and hear me well, the day will come, oh yes, mark my words Seinfeld, your day of reckoning is coming, when an evil wind will blow through your little playworld and wipe that smug smile off your face. And I’ll be there in all my glory, watching, watching as it all comes crumbling down!”

Newman was portrayed by Wayne Knight. There I was watching the episode where Newman has an opportunity to go to Hawaii and Jerry volunteers to help. Even after I know that I’ve seen every episode at least twice Seinfeld still cracks me up, it probably always will.